My biggest regret in the
history of ever is not knowing how to gleek.
But seriously, some days I
just want to spit on a person—sneaky like.
Don’t think I didn’t try to
learn either. Back in 7th grade when all the cool kids could do it I would sit
in front of my mirror and practice. I even googled “learn to gleek” videos.
(Don’t do this.) And after a few sad and depressing months I didn’t give up
either. No, after all it took me months and even years to learn other basic
things so I just knew (know??) one day I would gleek.
A Few Basic Things That
Took Me Forever to Do:
1. Tie my shoes
2. Whistle
3. Flare my nostrils
4. Pronounce my R’s
Yet this never (still
hasn’t??) clicked. I’m gleekless.
A Million and One Ways My
Life Could Be Improved by Gleeking Abilities:
1. Mean people
2. Guys that stare (this
one is really only Afghanistan specific as men don’t stare otherwise)
3. Sibling fights
4. Dumb waiters/waitresses
5. Boring meetings
6. Interviews when you just
know you aren’t going to get the job
There are more but I’m sure
you get the idea. I need to learn how to gleek!
Read about my “vacation” to
Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan at www.thepostexchange.blogspot.com
