Knowing I wouldn’t survive a return to Purevolume and since Limewire is no longer with us (RIP) if given the choice between Pandora and Facebook I would choose Pandora. My one and only complaint with the musical mastermind is the complete oddity of the ads. Seriously who is going to buy a $5.00 t-shirt because according to the ad “it is more cowboy-esque then a cowboy hat and some boots”? Utter nonsense.
Recently I heard a new one--featuring 250 free business cards from Vista Print. Sounds pretty normal, right? I agreed until I heard the sleek voiced VP man describe the many different ways to use said business cards, including as dating cards.
Now maybe in classier places the men folk give out cards to the women but in my world (granted a much smaller and somewhat normal world) the men simply ask for your number. So Vista Print, I ask, what is the motivation to create these cards? Are you targeting the timid and shy amongst our male population that struggle to grow a pair? Is it possible that these dating cards highlight a slew of great skills to lure women into dating the card giver? He gets your number and you get a 3.5 X 2 reason to answer the phone. Win, win.
Since they were free and for the sake of my curiosity—
Let me know how you would use your 250 free cards.
Recently I heard a new one--featuring 250 free business cards from Vista Print. Sounds pretty normal, right? I agreed until I heard the sleek voiced VP man describe the many different ways to use said business cards, including as dating cards.
Now maybe in classier places the men folk give out cards to the women but in my world (granted a much smaller and somewhat normal world) the men simply ask for your number. So Vista Print, I ask, what is the motivation to create these cards? Are you targeting the timid and shy amongst our male population that struggle to grow a pair? Is it possible that these dating cards highlight a slew of great skills to lure women into dating the card giver? He gets your number and you get a 3.5 X 2 reason to answer the phone. Win, win.
Since they were free and for the sake of my curiosity—
Let me know how you would use your 250 free cards.
I need cards for my new business, I'll be sure not to put anything smutty on them.
ReplyDeleteCan i get your number?
ReplyDeleteI'm in Afghanistan currently so I have no number.. Sorry!
ReplyDeleteOhh fun, why are you there?
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