It's Cus I Can't Gleek

My biggest regret in the history of ever is not knowing how to gleek.

But seriously, some days I just want to spit on a person—sneaky like.

Don’t think I didn’t try to learn either. Back in 7th grade when all the cool kids could do it I would sit in front of my mirror and practice. I even googled “learn to gleek” videos. (Don’t do this.) And after a few sad and depressing months I didn’t give up either. No, after all it took me months and even years to learn other basic things so I just knew (know??) one day I would gleek.

A Few Basic Things That Took Me Forever to Do:

1. Tie my shoes

2. Whistle

3. Flare my nostrils

4. Pronounce my R’s

Yet this never (still hasn’t??) clicked. I’m gleekless.

A Million and One Ways My Life Could Be Improved by Gleeking Abilities:

1. Mean people

2. Guys that stare (this one is really only Afghanistan specific as men don’t stare otherwise) 

3. Sibling fights

4. Dumb waiters/waitresses

5. Boring meetings

6. Interviews when you just know you aren’t going to get the job

There are more but I’m sure you get the idea. I need to learn how to gleek!

Read about my “vacation” to Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan at www.thepostexchange.blogspot.com