Curiosity Killed the Cat

Ever heard the expression

Curiosity killed the cat?

In the scenario

I would be

the cat.

Most recently curiosity convinced me to try

Jillian Michaels 7-Day Challenge.

How to:

60 oz. Water

1 Tbls. sugar-free Cranberry Juice

2 Tbls. Lemon Juice

1 Dandelion Root Tea Bag

Mix.

Hints that should have convinced me this was

a terrible idea

1. Dandelion Root

2. Dandelion Root-Promotes healthy liver function.

Have you ever eaten liver?

Me neither.

I have smelled it.

Anything that smells like that is

not to be trusted

or promoted.

3. Lose 5 lbs. “excess water weight”

It’s a conundrum.

How do you lose water weight by drinking more water?

Probably that tablespoon of Cranberry Juice.

4. Dandelion Root

So here I sit.

Drinking.

I keep opening the lid to see if it’s all gone.

Not even close.